You will not say a word! You will not speak unless spoken to! Do you ladies understand me? (Sir! Yes! Sir!). From this point forward you will eat, think and dream Meglodon! Do you maggots understand? (Sir! Yes! Sir!) We are in a war, Gentlemen! The future of the free world depends on you people becoming Meg rebreather certified! You each will become a Meg Diver! Every time you see a rebreather that does not say Megalodon on it you will kill it! What are you going to do ladies? (Kill! Kill! Kill!). That’s right. Each week we will be adding a new lesson so that you will become strong of mind and pure of heart! We are going to rid the world of all commie, pinko, leftist rebreathers and replace them with Megs! You are going to be trained mercenaries of ISC spreading the gospel of Meg! Now get your ADV and fall out on the parade deck!
You will learn the APECS model!
You will learn milivolt reference points!
(thank you Lamont for pointing me in the direction and that routergod bloggy as the basis for my little humorous adaptation)